What Internet subculture do you belong in?

You see an attractive girl walking cute puppy down the road. Do you:

Ask to have your photo taken with the girl
Question the logic of the girl's choice of pet
Pet the puppy and make baby noises at it
Cross the road before they get near, just incase.
Wonder to yourself how long until the puppy will die

You are at disney land and Bugs Bunny hugs you. You:

Continue taking photos of yourself
Ask him where Captain Kirk is
Freak out and wonder what bugs is doing at DISNEY land?!
Hug him back and feel his soft fur
Give him an arsenic laced carrot

You got to the shops and can only buy 1 of the following. Which do you buy?

Large bag of dog food
Nothing. The serial codes on foods are just a way for the government to keep track of you
Whipped cream
Batteries and blank video tapes.
Razor blades and pills

You're heading to the beach. What do you wear?

Beach? sun? NO WAY
Straight red sun 'visor'
Zebra print boardshorts
No sunscreen cos global warming is just something the press wants us to believe
Nothing

If you were a fruit what would you be?

GM foods cause cancer
Starfruit
Peach
Rotten eggplant
Banana

Which title would best suit your biography?

Fur and lathering in the farmyard.
A chronical of pain and angst.
Hustler
Bones. Are they really in your body?
Life, Jim, as I knew it.

What lullaby would you sing to your kids?

Popular music is subconscious mind control
Tricorder music for kids
Baa Baa black sheep
Death baby slit ya throat
Lets talk about sex